Funny Stuff. .. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.?
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free mode the hands of everyone else stops to listen. Man: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you in the club?" Man: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. That's $ 1000. Is it OK if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you really like. "Woman:" I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one that really liked. "MAN:" How much? " WOMAN: "$ 90,000." Man: "OK, but for that price I want with all options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They are asking $ 950,000. "Man:" Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000 dollars. Is likely to take it away. If not, we go to the extra 50 thousand if it is really a very good price. "The man hangs up the other men in the locker room you looked at him in amazement, mouth open. He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
ROFL! I do not like golf, but I can appreciate the humor. Thank you.
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