a few quickies xx funny or not xxx?
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in
a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her
lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is a husband.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s
license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician
showed him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
I loved it i like all ur jokes pmsl .x
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