How about a golf joke?
A young fellow from a poor family would often take a bus to the nearest golf course and after the course was closed, would walk through all the roughs, sand traps, and water traps to find as many lost golf balls as he could, then sell them at his yard sale to raise money for his family. One day, both of his front pockets were jammed with golf balls from his trip to the golf course as he rode the bus home. He sat in the front seat,and seated in the front seat across from him, sat a woman with two bags of groceries in her arms. She kept staring at the large bulges in his front pockets, which made him increasingly uncomfortable. Finally , their eyes met, and he smiled at her as he pointed to the bulges in his pants, and said, “golf balls.” She returned his smile and nodded, then asked him, ” Is that anything like tennis elbow?”
feel free to add your own joke to your response.
The Caddy
After her game of golf, a lady player offered her caddy a ride
into town. The caddy thankfully accepted, and when they arrived at her house he carried her clubs inside. The lady invited him to stay for lunch and served him a wonderful meal.
She then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled, but went
along out of curiosity. She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, so he did that, too. Later he realized it was time to get back to the course and he prepared to leave. The housewife insisted on giving him a dollar before he could go.
Well, it was too much for the poor man, and he asked her “Lady,
what is going on? First you feed me a delicious meal, and as if that isn’t enough, you invite me to make love to you and we have a terrific time together. Now you want to pay me?! What IS this, anyway?”
So she explained proudly, “We! ll, you know Christmas is coming, and I told my husband I wanted to do something nice for my caddy who is so faithful and helped me so much this year. My husband said, ‘Screw the caddy! Give him a dollar!’
… the lunch was my idea!”
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