Is this why they sell personalized golfballs? (Joke)?
Golf with the Wife
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”
“That’s when I made my big mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
“I don’t remember much after that!”
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
@TreesRGreen
HAHAHA!!! That’s Golden!!!!!!!!!!!
Along with a star here is one for you:
Bill, Ralph, and Fred gathered for a round of golf on Mother’s Day. The men were quite surprised at being “let go” for the day, and each wanted to know how the other got away from their wife.
Fred said, “I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so happy that she let me go.”
Ralph said, “I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so thrilled with me that she let me go.”
Bill said, “I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife, and said to her: `Golf course or inter-course,’ and she said: ‘I’ll put your clubs in the car’.”
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