obtained a good golf joke?
Here are a couple of mine: the links of the day, golfers saw a funeral procession driving there. one off his hat, covered his heart and bowed his head. Others asked if he knew the deceased. "knowledge", he said, "we have been married for 20 years! "While playing golf with my friend the other day, known for his bands, he hit his shot into the woods." Not to worry "He said,''I think this time for sure." We came close to where he was beaten he heard a beep. He went to the source that emits a beep. And there found his ball. his next shot was bad too, and went into the lake. We came to the relegation zone, but never fired a shot. Incredibly, the ball went a little propeller off and motor is the way to the edge. That's true I thought Ball. his next shot into slices so bad, he rolled in a cave. lost for sure what I thought. we got there and what you know, flashing lights. Finally, I asked:''Where did you get that ball?''I replied, "found."
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and five iron around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked what happened. "Well, I did a quiet round of golf with my wife when she cut ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look and when I was poking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its tip back. I walked over and lifted his tail and, of course, was a golf ball my wife … stuck in the middle of the arch of the cow. "It's when I made my mistake." What have you done? "Asks the doctor." Well, I looked up tail and yelled to my wife, hey, are similar to yours! "
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