How about a golf joke?
A young fellow from a poor family would often take a bus to the nearest golf course and after the course was closed, would walk through all the roughs, sand traps, and water traps to find as many lost golf balls as he could, then sell them at his yard sale to raise money for his family. One day, both of his front pockets were jammed with golf balls from his trip to the golf course as he rode the bus home. He sat in the front seat,and seated in the front seat across from him, sat a woman with two bags of groceries in her arms. She kept staring at the large bulges in his front pockets, which made him increasingly uncomfortable. Finally , their eyes met, and he smiled at her as he pointed to the bulges in his pants, and said, “golf balls.” She returned his smile and nodded, then asked him, ” Is that anything like tennis elbow?”
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Very cool.
A husgand and wife are having sex, and their 7 year old son walks in on them. He sees them and leaves and shurs the door behind him. The wife finishes and goes out into the livingroom to find out what her young son had just seen. She asked him what he saw, and he asker her, “Mommy, why were you bouncing up and down on Daddy’s bellly.” She said, “Well son, your daddy has a big belly and I have to flattin it for him.” The son says, “Well, I don’t know why you are wasting your time.” His mother says, “Why do you say that son?” He says, “Because as soon as you leave for work the neighbor lady comes over and blows it back up for him.”
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