2 giggles….if decent then……………E – njoy.?
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland…The pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or Tiger,says “top o the mornin to ye sir” Tiger nods & bends to pick up the petrol nozzle… As he does so ,2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket..”What are those?” asks the attendant. “they’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when i’m driving” Tiger replied…”f**k me” says the irishman,”BMW think of everything dont they.”!!!!
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Chris returns home from vacation with a severe case of sunburn, so he goes to see his doctor. After the examination the doctor prescribes chamomile lotion and Vi*gra. Looking a little confused Chris says, “I can understand you prescribing the chamomile lotion, but why the Vi*gra?” The doctor says, “The Vi*gra is to keep the sheets off you at night.”
Hi Jody, Hehehehehe… I enjoyed both of them especially the 2 tees for resting balls on them. Go Tiger Go!!! Lol Lol
A Friend,
poppy1
