What does Tiger Woods want for Christmas?
10. A new 6 Iron to replace the one Elin wrecked
9. Blu-ray copy of the movie “Unfaithful”
8. Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
7. Endorsement deal with Trojan Condoms “Pounce like a Tiger! Pleasure you want. Protection you trust.”
6. To break the record for most text messages sent
5. 2010 Toyota Prius for its “Lane Keep Assist” feature
4. A lucky new lady to polish his 9 Iron (not talking about a golf club)
3. A Threesome —even with all those mistresses, he couldn’t convince any of them for a threeway
2. Lifetime membership to AshleyMadison.com (help me cheat website)
1. DeLorean DMC-12 from ‘Back to the Future’ – not to change the past but to go back in time to sleep with all those girls again
maybe none of them , just wanna be himself.
